For The Idiots

    No one is allowed on stage before, during, or after the show. That means no one.  It is not a short cut to climb over the stage monitors, micstands, mics, and cords. Use the aisles between tables please.  Cutting across our stage, however, is a quick way to be removed from the show and a fast way to the parking lot.

(I know this is beyond stupid to  have to put this in print, but guess what? We had the need so here it is).